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So bad it makes your grandma cry and your dog throw up
My math test was a Mary fart. I got a 23%.
That sandwich looked like a Mary fart. I threw it away.
His dance move was a Mary fart. I walked out.
A Mary fart
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Worse than a broken toilet in a hurricane
That concert was a Mary fart. I had to leave and eat a burrito.
Her TikTok was a Mary fart. I muted it and cried.
That pizza was a Mary fart. I took one bite and ran.
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So bad it makes your soul leave your body
His voice was a Mary fart. I wanted to die.
That movie was a Mary fart. I fell asleep during it.
Her fashion choice was a Mary fart. I felt sorry for her.
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Like your mom’s old socks in the trash
His essay was a Mary fart. I had to read it twice.
That game was a Mary fart. We lost badly.
Her cooking was a Mary fart. I ate cereal for dinner.
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So bad it could kill a unicorn
His joke was a Mary fart. I laughed until I cried.
That homework was a Mary fart. I got a D+
Her singing was a Mary fart. I covered my ears.
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Like the worst part of a Monday
That speech was a Mary fart. I was asleep before the end.
His outfit was a Mary fart. I felt bad for him.
That joke was a Mary fart. I walked out.