A Mary berry

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A tiny little spot on a girl’s face that’s so cute it makes you want to punch the guy who told you to cover it up.

My cousin’s face is like a bakery, and that mole is the cherry on top. I would kiss it if it wasn’t on her face.

That girl’s got a Mary Berry so big, it’s like it’s trying to take over her whole face. I’d date her just for that.

My ex had a Mary Berry so adorable, I got jealous of it. I told it to stay put, or else I’d get jealous of it again.

An old lady who spends more time in the kitchen than she does on the toilet, and people swear she’s magic.

My grandma is a Mary Berry. She makes pies so good, the neighbors think she’s a witch. I swear she’s been cooking since the dinosaurs had a snack.

That lady at the market is a Mary Berry. She’s got a recipe for bread that makes the bread whisper secrets to you.

My aunt’s a Mary Berry. She doesn’t just cook, she turns food into art. I once ate a cake and it tasted like love.