A Martino

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When a joke is stretched so far it turns into a sad excuse for a punchline
You told the same joke for 20 minutes. No one laughed. Even your dog fell asleep.
He kept adding words to the joke until it was longer than a speech.
You tried to make a joke about socks. It lasted for three days.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most attractive man ever. He has a body that makes women drool. He also has a giant tool and knows how to use it.
He walked into the room and all the girls turned their heads.
He smiled and the whole school got distracted.
He winked and my cousin fainted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who can't shut up and uses her hands to make it worse. She also plays with her mustache like it's a toy.
She was talking and flapping her hands like a chicken.
She picked her mustache like it was a hairpin.
She waved her arms and picked her mustache at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you drop a science word into normal talk just to sound smarter.
He said, 'I think we should use the theory of relativity to figure out how to get out of this situation.'
She used the word 'hypothalamus' in a normal conversation.
He called his pizza 'a perfect circle with a radius of 12 inches.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A group of people who are totally loyal to their favorite. If you mess with them, we come for you. We don’t care if you're a fan or not. We’re the family.
They started a fight in the middle of the mall because someone insulted their favorite.
They showed up at the school to protect their favorite from a bully.
They blocked the entire stadium to make sure their favorite won.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A rule that says you can’t adopt a kid unless you have your own. Also used to call bad parents.
That rule kept two bad parents from taking in a kid who needed love.
They got in trouble because they had no kids of their own.
That rule stopped some people from being terrible parents.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dutch guy named Martino who loves being hit in the face and screaming like a maniac while cumming.
He screamed, 'MmMm yahhh' while getting donkey punched in the face.
He was hit so hard he fainted and came at the same time.
He screamed and cummed like it was a concert.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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