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A Martin is when your shirt looks like a map of where deodorant exploded
My shirt looks like a war zone from deodorant.
I think I used the deodorant like a paintball gun.
My shirt has more deodorant than my brain has sense.
A Martin
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A Martin is a boomer who thinks he’s Einstein, but he’s just a meathead with a bad attitude
Martin thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. He’s not.
He’s like a boomer but with a worse case of dumb.
He talks like he’s the president, but he can’t even spell 'martin'.
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A Martin is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world, but he’s just a loudmouth with a heart of gold
He talks big, but he’s actually a softie.
He’ll tell you he’s the best, but he’s just shy.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll apologize to you if he steps on your toe.
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A Martin is a girl who’s so nice, she’ll let you walk all over her and still smile
She’s the kind of girl who’ll let you ignore her for weeks and still say hi.
She’s so kind, she’ll let you treat her like garbage.
She’s like a saint who’s also your best friend.
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A Martin is a man who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s just a guy with a lot of feelings
He’ll protect you like you’re his last hope.
He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s got low self-esteem.
He’s got a plan to save the world, but he can’t even do his laundry.
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A Martin is like a god, but he’s got a tiny brain and a big ego
He thinks he’s the word of god, but he can’t even cook.
He’s got genius ideas, but he can’t remember his own name.
He talks like he’s the prophet, but he can’t even spell 'martin'.
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A Martin is a guy who’s sweet, but he’ll let you walk all over him and still love you
He’ll take your trash talk and still be your friend.
He’ll let you ignore him for weeks and still say hi.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll apologize for stepping on your toe.