Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl sucking your dick while making you a sandwich like it’s a damn job.

I’m not paying for this sandwich if you don’t blow me first.

She gave me a sandwich and a blowjob like I was her damn client.

That sandwich was so good, I didn’t even notice she was giving me a blowjob.

2

A woman screaming so loud during a commercial break, it sounds like she’s being murdered.

I was watching TV and she screamed so loud, my dog ran out of the room.

She screamed so hard during the ad break, the neighbors called the cops.

That woman’s scream was louder than my mom’s yelling.

3

A guy who messes up a trade so bad, it looks like he got drunk and threw a dart at a stock chart.

He traded like he was drunk and had no idea what he was doing.

That trade was so bad, it looked like he threw a dart at the stock market.

He messed up the trade so bad, even the stock market was laughing at him.

4

A rich Democrat who thinks she’s better than everyone else just because she has money.

She’s a rich Democrat and thinks she’s the best person ever.

That rich Democrat acts like she owns the whole damn country.

She’s a billionaire Democrat and thinks she’s better than me.

5

A pile of crap that looks like it came out of a donkey’s butt.

That poop looked like it came out of a donkey’s butt.

I ate that crap and it tasted like donkey butt.

That was the worst pile of crap I’ve ever seen.

6

A woman who got sent to prison for doing something stupid like stealing a donut.

She got sent to prison for stealing a donut.

That woman went to prison for something as stupid as stealing a donut.

She went to prison for a donut and a bad decision.

7

An old woman who yells at you like you stole her last donut.

That old woman yelled at me like I stole her last donut.

She’s so mean, she’d yell at a baby for stealing a donut.

That evil old woman yelled at me for something as small as a donut.