Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A long, ugly hair that looks like it was stolen from a dirty mop and left in a trash can.

My cousin’s hair looks like a mop that fell into a sewer.

This hair is so bad it makes my dog cry.

That hair is like a failed science experiment.

2

A dark brown hair that hangs there like it’s waiting for someone to give it a purpose.

This hair is just hanging out like it’s got nothing better to do.

That hair is like a lost soul with no life goals.

This hair is just there, sad and lonely.

3

A long, grumpy hair that doesn’t belong to anyone and probably hates everyone.

This hair is so grumpy it could start a war.

That hair looks like it’s been through hell and doesn’t want to talk about it.

This hair is mad at the world and it shows.

4

A hair so long and brown it looks like it was dipped in dirt and left in a ditch.

This hair is like a ditch full of mud and regret.

That hair is so dirty it could be used as a mop.

This hair is like a forgotten dog that smells like a landfill.

5

A hair that’s so long and dark it looks like it was dragged through a sewer and never washed.

This hair is like a sewer rat that never took a shower.

That hair is so gross it could make a vampire run away.

This hair is like it’s been living in a trash can for years.

6

A hair that’s long and brown and looks like it was left out in the rain and never dried off.

This hair is like a wet dog that forgot how to dry.

That hair is so soggy it could be used as a sponge.

This hair is like it’s been sitting in a puddle for a lifetime.