a mark

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A big, juicy target that's begging to be shot at like it's a stupid, slow kid in the back of the class.

You're the mark at the shooting range, and the bullet's got a laugh track.

This goal is so easy, even a blind squirrel could hit it.

He's the mark of the day, and the teacher's gonna give him a participation trophy just for showing up.

Getting got, like you’re the dumbest kid in the lunch line and everyone’s got a grudge against you.

That guy is the mark, he got got by the bullies at lunch.

She’s the mark, and the scammer just took her wallet and her dignity.

He’s the mark, he got got by the scammer and now he’s broke and mad.

Doing something so stupid, it’s like you’re trying to jump out of a airplane with a backpack full of bricks.

He went for the mark, like he was trying to fight a bear with a popsicle stick.

She’s doing the mark, like she’s trying to run a marathon in her socks.

That guy went for the mark, he’s like a chicken with a death wish.

The annoying sound a harelipped dog makes, like it’s got a lisp and it's screaming about its bad day.

That dog is making the mark, like it’s got a lisp and a bad attitude.

He’s the mark, like the dog just got dumped by his best friend.

That harelipped dog is making the mark, it’s like it’s got a lisp and it’s mad about everything.

A person who believes everything they hear, like they're the dumbest kid in the class and they think they're a superhero.

That guy is the mark, he believes everything the teacher says and thinks he's a superhero.

She's the mark, she believes every lie and thinks she's in the middle of a movie.

He's the mark, he believes everything and still gets picked on by the bullies.

The person who gets scammed, like they're the dumbest kid in the class and they're getting taken for a ride.

He’s the mark, he got scammed like he’s the dumbest kid in the class.

She’s the mark, she got scammed and now she’s broke and mad.

That guy is the mark, he got scammed and now he’s out of his mind.

A total nobody who thinks they're someone, like they're the last person in line and they think they're the king of the school.

That guy is the mark, he’s a nobody who thinks he’s the king of the school.

She’s the mark, she’s got no job, no friends, and she still thinks she’s important.

He’s the mark, he’s got no ambition and still thinks he’s the best at everything.