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Worse than a John. Basically the human version of a broken toaster.
Hey Marc, you’re like the worst version of a John.
Marc, you’re so bad, you make my dog sad.
Marc, you’re the reason I failed math.
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Just Marc. No extra fluff. Just a name.
Marc. That's it. No more.
Marc. Just Marc. No drama.
Marc. No frills. Just a name.
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A lazy fuck who checks Urban Dictionary instead of doing his homework. Probably still got a C.
Marc looked up ‘a marc’ on Urban Dictionary instead of doing his homework. Still got a C.
Urban Dictionary is Marc’s homework. He’s a lazy fuck.
Marc checked Urban Dictionary instead of doing his math. He failed.
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A god-tier human who makes ramen and laughs at your dumb jokes. He’s also a doggo lover and has a meme account.
Marc makes ramen so good, it’s like heaven on a plate.
He laughed at my dumb joke and sent me a meme. That’s Marc.
He’s got a meme account, a doggo, and the best ramen. That’s Marc.
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The best friend ever. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and make you feel like the best person in the world.
Marc is the best friend ever. He laughs at my dumb jokes.
He makes me feel like the best person in the world.
Marc is the best friend ever. He’s loyal and hilarious.
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The nicest guy who’ll tell you what you want to hear even if he thinks you’re a total shithead.
Marc told me I was awesome even though I was a total shithead.
He said I was cool even though I was a mess.
Marc told me I was perfect even though I was a total disaster.
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A guy with a massive dick and a nutella fetish. He’s also a wizard and has a pre-cool Yoshi girlfriend.
Marc has a massive dick and a nutella fetish. Also a wizard.
He has a pre-cool Yoshi girlfriend and a nutella fetish.
Marc has a massive dick, a nutella fetish, and a wizard girlfriend.