A Mans Meal Plan

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Single man - you find a kitchen full of food and a woman. Married man - why is your woman not in the kitchen fighting you for the last taco?

I saw a full kitchen and a hot woman. I thought I was on vacation.

My wife’s in the living room watching TV. I’m eating alone. What’s wrong with her?

I walked into the kitchen and there was a woman. I thought I was dating someone new.

Single man - you get a kitchen like it’s a buffet. Married man - why isn’t your woman here stealing your fries?

The kitchen was stocked like a restaurant. I thought I was on a date.

My wife’s not here. She’s probably eating pizza with her friend.

I had a full kitchen and a woman. I thought I was the luckiest man alive.

Single man - you find a kitchen with food and a woman. Married man - why is your woman not here to slap you for eating all the chicken?

I walked in and there was food and a woman. I thought I won the lottery.

My wife’s not here. She’s probably mad at me for eating the last chicken leg.

I had a kitchen full of food and a woman. I thought I was living my best life.