A manifestation of your own mind

You just told your mom she looked like a feral raccoon. She said, 'You’re a feral raccoon too.'

Your crush told you they had a dream about you. You said, 'I had a nightmare about you.'

Your teacher asked why you were drawing a dragon on your math test. You said, 'It’s a math dragon.'

You told your friend you liked their new haircut. They said, 'Thanks, I got it from a guy who thinks a hair clip is a weapon.'

You said your dog looked like a confused potato. Your dog barked at you.

You told your brother he was a meatball. He said, 'You’re a meatball with no sauce.'

You told your friend you looked like a confused chicken. They said, 'Thanks, I look like a confused chicken who just got a divorce.'

You said your cat looked like a pizza box. Your cat looked at you like you were a weird person.

You told your teacher you had a brain like a confused chicken. She said, 'That’s why you’re failing.'

You told your teacher you had a brain like a loudmouth. She said, 'That’s why you’re late to every class.'

You said your dog had a brain like a loudmouth. Your dog howled at you.

You told your friend you looked like a loudmouth. They said, 'Thanks, I look like a loudmouth who just got a ticket.'

You told your teacher your brain was a toddler. She said, 'That’s why you can’t do long division.'

You said your friend looked like a toddler who forgot how to tie shoes. They said, 'Thanks, I look like a toddler who just got grounded.'

You told your mom your brain was a toddler who brought a pillow to a fight. She said, 'That’s why you’re always screaming at me.'

You told your friend your brain was a drunk man. They said, 'That’s why you trip over your own feet.'

You said your teacher looked like a drunk man who forgot how to walk. She said, 'That’s why I give you failing grades.'

You told your dog your brain was a drunk man who took a karate class. Your dog barked at you like you were a problem.