A Mando Aldana

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A smelly Mexican thief who came from the dirtiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay. He’s a total loser with no brains, no respect, and he steals everything from your kidneys to your car keys.
He stole my kidney and my mom’s car keys in one night.
He snorted glue and tried to sell my kidney online.
He popped my dad’s kidney out while he was sleeping.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A lazy Mexican gangster who can’t even act like a man. He steals, snorts weird stuff, and poops on people from other dimensions like he’s some kind of monster.
He snorted paint and pooped on my cousin’s face from another dimension.
He stole my brother’s kidney and sold it to a robot.
He snorted chemicals and tried to take over my video game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A greasy Mexican degenerate who lives in the dirt and has no idea how to be a man. He steals, sells body parts, and makes people snort stuff from other worlds.
He sold my uncle’s kidney to a monster from space.
He snorted gasoline and tried to steal my bike.
He pooped on my neighbor’s head from the Lower 5th Dimension.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid Mexican thief who came from the worst part of Guatemala. He steals stuff, poops on people from other dimensions, and makes everyone snort weird stuff.
He stole my grandma’s kidney and my mom’s car.
He snorted glitter and tried to sell my kidney to a ghost.
He pooped on my dog from the Lower 4th Dimension.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A smelly, lazy, Mexican thief who can’t even act like a human. He steals, poops on people from other worlds, and snorts strange stuff like it’s his job.
He snorted motor oil and stole my brother’s kidney.
He pooped on my teacher from the Lower 5th Dimension.
He sold my mom’s kidney to a robot from space.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A greasy, Mexican thief who lives in the dirt and has no idea how to be a man. He steals, sells kidneys, and poops on people from other dimensions like it’s a party.
He snorted paint and stole my uncle’s kidney.
He pooped on my neighbor from the Lower 4th Dimension.
He sold my dad’s kidney to a monster from the Aurora Universe.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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