a man without a beard

My cousin is a man without a beard. He looks like he got hit by a bald eagle.

My dad says he’s a man without a beard. I say he’s a man with a face that screams ‘I didn’t wake up properly.’

My friend’s ex called him a man without a beard. He called her a woman with a face that screams ‘I’m done with you.’

My teacher is a man without a beard. He says it’s because he’s too busy yelling at us to grow one.

My uncle is a man without a beard. He tried to grow one, and it looked like he got burned by a toaster.

My brother is a man without a beard. He says it’s because he’s too busy eating pizza to grow one.

My neighbor is a man without a beard. He says it’s because he’s too busy mowing his lawn to grow one.

My coworker is a man without a beard. He tried to fake one with some glue and a highlighter. It looked like a raccoon attacked him.

My friend’s dad is a man without a beard. He says he’s too busy yelling at the TV to grow one.