A Man On The Inside

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When a snitch is spilling secrets like they're going out of style and they're probably getting paid in candy wrappers.
'I told them everything, even my grandma's recipe for bad decisions.'
'He spilled the beans so fast, I thought he was gonna throw up.'
'She gave up the goods like she was on a mission from God and a coupon.'
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When a piece of poop is almost out but not quite, and you're still stuck with the rest of your life.
'I had a man on the inside, but he got stuck in the toilet.'
'That turd was halfway out, but my man on the inside was still a prisoner.'
'He had a man on the inside, but the inside was still inside.'
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