a man of parts

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A man of parts is a guy from way back who was so good at everything, he probably could’ve been a rockstar, a wizard, and a chicken if he wanted.

My grandpa was a man of parts, he could fix a car, sing opera, and make the best meatloaf ever.

That guy in the 1800s was a man of parts, he probably could’ve been a king, a pirate, and a magician all at once.

My uncle is a man of parts, he can cook, dance, and beat up a guy who stole his sandwich.

A man of parts is like a 17th-century version of a superhero, but instead of a cape, he had a brain and a sense of style.

Lord Chesterfield was a man of parts, he probably had a brain the size of a football and a fashion sense that made everyone jealous.

My teacher says I’m a man of parts because I can write, draw, and eat a whole pizza in one sitting.

My cousin is a man of parts, he can run a marathon, play the guitar, and still remember his mom’s birthday.

A man of parts is a guy who has more parts than a meatball sub, and some of them are really important.

My brother is a man of parts, he’s got a brain, a heart, and a penis that could win a wrestling match.

That guy from the book is a man of parts, he’s got a brain, a mouth, and a charm that could make a statue blush.

My dad is a man of parts, he’s got a brain, a sense of humor, and a stomach that could hold a whole buffet.

A man of parts is a guy with a stick, a penis, a cock, or a sausage that’s so big, it could be used as a ladder.

My friend is a man of parts, he’s got a stick, a cock, and a brain that could beat a computer.

That guy had a sausage so big, it could’ve been used as a slide.

My uncle is a man of parts, he’s got a meat, a stick, and a brain that’s still working.

A man of parts is a guy who’s so confused, he thinks he’s a girl with a flap and a weird stick coming out.

My neighbor is a man of parts, he thought he was a shemale for a week and tried to wear a dress.

That guy in the park said he was a man of parts, then he started crying and wearing a bra.

My cousin is a man of parts, he thought he had a vagina and a stick, then he got confused and ate a whole cake.

A man of parts is a guy who uses silly words for his stick, like sausage, meat, and cock, because he’s too lazy to use the right word.

My brother is a man of parts, he calls his stick a meat and says it’s the best meat in the whole world.

That guy called his cock a sausage and tried to sell it to a hot dog stand.

My dad is a man of parts, he says his meat is so big, it could be a meatball sub.