A Man Has A Mental BreakDown in LEGO City

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A man throws himself into a river like it’s the last day of school and loses his mind
He jumped in the river because his boss said he was 'disruptive' and he took that as a personal attack.
He yelled 'I’m not crazy, I’m just misunderstood!' as he swam away.
He texted his mom 'I’m drowning in regret' and then drowned.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man loses his mind and flings himself into a river like it’s a dare
He flung himself into the river because he was tired of his coworker’s bad jokes.
He texted his friend 'I’m gonna drown in silence' and then drowned in silence.
He yelled 'This is the worst day of my life!' and then the river agreed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man has a total brain fart and dives into a river like it’s a Monday
He dove into the river because he forgot how to breathe and also forgot how to be cool.
He texted his ex 'I’m going down with the ship' and then the river took him.
He yelled 'I’m not a failure, I’m just a river person!' and then sank.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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