A man from the Moon

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A guy who’s so spaced out he thinks he’s still on the Moon and doesn’t realize he’s stuck in a stupid situation.
He missed the meeting because he thought it was on the Moon.
He walked into a wall and said, 'That’s not a wall, that’s a crater.'
He tried to eat a sandwich like it was a lunar module.
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A man who’s so lost in his own thoughts he might as well be from the Moon and doesn’t know what’s happening around him.
He stared at his phone like it was a spaceship sending messages from another galaxy.
He tried to answer a question with a story from the 1980s.
He said, 'I was on the Moon last week, I’ll be back next Tuesday.'
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A guy who’s so disconnected from reality he might be from the Moon and doesn’t care if people think he’s crazy.
He said, 'I’m not late, I’m on a lunar mission.'
He tried to explain the weather like it was a solar eclipse.
He sat in the same spot for two hours because he thought he was orbiting Earth.
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