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A person who can’t stop drooling over anything with the word ‘princess’ on it or a picture of a crown, like it’s the last piece of pizza and they’re the only one who gets it.
Just saw a ‘princess’ sticker on a hot dog and cried like I lost my best friend.
If I see one more ‘royal’ logo on a cup, I’m gonna throw it at someone.
She bought a crown-shaped cereal box and now it’s her life mission.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A glasses-wearing, brace-faced, turtle-obsessed Brooklyn tech nerd who thinks rainbows are the only thing that makes life worth it, and also has a fear of hands that makes no sense.
Told me my hand had 17 germs and I should never touch anything again.
Screamed at a turtle when it didn’t do a rainbow dance.
Spent 3 hours explaining why pink is the best color to a person who didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A sweet, funny, and always there person who hides a ton of hatred inside, like a grenade with a smiley face.
She laughed at my joke but texted me later saying I was the worst friend ever.
Cheered me up when I failed a test, then later asked why I even bother trying.
Told me I was the best, but I saw her throw my name in the trash later.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Hot, spicy, and always ready to drop a truth bomb that makes people either laugh or cry. She’s like a microwave, fast, powerful, and sometimes burns your tongue.
Texted me saying my life was a mess and I should just quit.
Told my crush I was a ‘total disaster’ in front of everyone.
Laughed so hard at my joke that she got a stomach ache.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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