a magician

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When you're faking a blow job in the dark, your buddy sneaks in, takes your spot, and you run to the window, knock, and grin like you just won the lottery.
I did a magician on my girl in the dark, then my friend took over and I waved at her from outside like I was the king of the world.
My buddy did a magician on his girl, then I knocked on the window like I was the ghost of Christmas past.
I did a magician on my ex, then I knocked on the window like I was there for the afterparty.
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You go doggy style, fake cum on her back, then when she turns around, you cum on her face and yell ‘Abracadabra Bitch!’ like you just performed a miracle.
I did a magician on my girl, spitted on her back, then cummed on her face and said ‘Abracadabra Bitch!’ like I was a wizard.
My guy did a magician on his girl, then yelled ‘Abracadabra Bitch!’ like he was in a magic show.
I did a magician on my friend, spitted on her back, then cummed on her face and said ‘Abracadabra Bitch!’ like it was a surprise.
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You fake cum in her so she thinks she’s gonna get pregnant, then you say ‘sike check your ear’ and laugh like you just won a bet.
I did a magician on my girl, faked cum, and said ‘sike check your ear’ like I was the best trickster ever.
My guy did a magician on his girl, then said ‘sike check your ear’ and laughed like he was the funniest man alive.
I did a magician on my friend, faked cum, and said ‘sike check your ear’ like it was the best prank ever.
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You’re doggy style, slow it down, then your buddy slips in, you leave, knock on the window, and make her face drop like she just got robbed.
I did a magician on my girl, my buddy slipped in, I knocked on the window, and her face dropped like she just got ripped off.
My guy did a magician on his girl, his buddy slipped in, he knocked on the window, and her face was like, ‘What the hell?’
I did a magician on my friend, my buddy slipped in, I knocked on the window, and her face was like, ‘What just happened?’
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You need a girl, a buddy with the same size junk, and a window. You cum on her, then switch places and knock on the window like you’re the ghost of your own cum.
I did a magician on my girl, switched with my buddy, and knocked on the window like I was the ghost of cum.
My guy did a magician on his girl, switched with his buddy, and knocked on the window like he was a ghost.
I did a magician on my friend, switched with my buddy, and knocked on the window like I was the king of ghosts.
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You wait for a girl to pee, then you stick your junk in her butt and make it look like you’re peeing through her like a magical creature.
I did a magician on my girl, stuck my junk in her butt, and made it look like I was peeing through her like a magic man.
My guy did a magician on his girl, stuck his junk in her butt, and made it look like he was peeing through her like a wizard.
I did a magician on my friend, stuck my junk in her butt, and made it look like I was peeing through her like a superhuman.
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A guy who makes things look like magic to make people laugh and cheer. Some think he can do spells or talk to ghosts.
My magician friend can make things look like magic, and people laugh and cheer like he’s the best in the world.
I know a magician who makes things look like magic and people think he talks to ghosts.
My magician buddy makes things look like magic, and people think he can do spells.
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