A Magic School Bus

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A fake show that’s been around longer than your grandpa’s bad decisions. It’s about a teacher with a hairdo so wild it could start a fire, and kids who live on a magic school bus. They only stay in class long enough to get out of there and go on ridiculous trips, like inside people or plants. It’s like my bus, but with more nonsense and less actual learning.
I swear Mrs. Frizzle has more energy than my mom on a Monday.
The bus turns into a giant fish? What even is life?
I’d rather be inside a cow than sit through another boring math lesson.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best show ever, made for kids who are way cooler than the ones who sit in the back of the bus and eat pizza.
This show is better than my life.
I would trade my soul for a magic school bus.
If I had a magic school bus, I’d go to the moon and back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A blunt that’s been dipped in Xanax and then taken to a party by someone who’s too high to care.
I smoked that blunt and now I’m floating in space.
That Xanax hit me like a freight train.
I took one hit and suddenly I was at the beach in 2008.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you poop your pants during roadhead and turn the whole thing into a moving mess that smells like regret.
I pooped my pants and now the roadhead smells like my old gym sock.
That roadhead is now a blumpkin on wheels.
I tried to hide it, but the roadhead knew.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A show about a school bus that shrank, got sick, and flew. It was cool and taught you stuff, but also had a lot of weird trips that made no sense.
That bus got sick and turned into a giant jellyfish.
I got lost inside a human and never came back.
It taught me stuff, but I still don’t know how to fly.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you laugh at someone because they ride the short bus and you think you’re better than them for no real reason.
He rides the short bus and I feel superior.
Short bus rider? I’ve had better days.
I made fun of him because he didn’t know what a magic school bus was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you smoke DMT before the school bus and trip out on the ride, but somehow end up sober at school.
I smoked DMT and saw a giant purple chicken on the bus.
I was tripping and now I’m in math class.
That DMT ride was wild, but I still had to do homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A super awesome school bus that a bunch of ravers in Atlanta bought on a whim to take other ravers to big events, starting with Beyond Wonderland Seattle 2011.
That bus went from Atlanta to Seattle and back like it was nothing.
The ravers turned that bus into a rave mobile.
They bought it on a whim and now it’s a legend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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