a mafleush

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When you're so clueless you think a dictionary is a snack.
'What's a mafleush?' he asked, like it was a secret code from aliens.
'I don't know what this word means, but I'm gonna pretend it's cool.'
She looked at the question like it was a math test and she had never seen numbers before.
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When you're so lost you think the alphabet is a joke.
He stared at the word like it had personally insulted him.
She said, 'I don't know what that is, but I'm going to blame it on my teachers.'
He muttered, 'This word is trying to ruin my life.'
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When you're so dumb you think a mafleush is a type of pizza.
'Is this a new kind of pizza?' he asked, like it was a life-changing discovery.
She texted, 'Is this a new food trend? I'm getting my hopes up.'
He said, 'I'm gonna order this and see what happens.'
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When you're so clueless you think the word is a brand of sneakers.
He said, 'I think this is a sneaker company, and I'm going to start wearing it.'
She texted, 'I just want to know what kind of shoes this is.'
He stared at it like it was a commercial for a shoe and he was a customer.
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When you're so lost you think the word is a new kind of curse.
He said, 'This word is cursed, and I'm going to break the curse.'
She texted, 'This is a new type of spell, and I'm going to cast it.'
He muttered, 'This word is evil, and I'm going to defeat it.'
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When you're so clueless you think the word is a new kind of animal.
He said, 'Is this a new animal? I'm gonna name it.'
She texted, 'I think this is a new species, and I'm gonna add it to my list.'
He stared at it like it was a creature from another planet.
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