A Madden Moment

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When you lose your mind and say or do something stupid that makes you look like a total idiot, and no one even notices until you're already screaming into the void.
"I didn’t lose my job, I just took a vacation to the moon.", said to your boss during a meeting.
Texting your ex: "You were the reason I failed algebra."
Screaming at a pizza delivery guy because the crust was too crispy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A time when your brain short-circuits and you do or say something so dumb it makes you want to punch yourself, and nobody even blinks.
Yelling at a traffic light like it owes you money.
Telling your mom you're quitting school to become a superhero.
Calling your teacher 'Sir' when you're clearly in a math class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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That moment you flip your lid and say or do something so idiotic, it’s like your brain took a nap and came back with a mouth full of nonsense.
Saying, "I’m not mad, I’m just stressed." while throwing a chair.
Telling your crush you’re going to move to Mars next week.
Texting your friend: "You’re the reason I failed math. I’m gonna fail life."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When you completely lose your mind and say or do something so stupid, it makes you wonder if you’ve been eating too much pizza and not enough brain food.
Yelling at your phone like it’s your enemy.
Texting your crush: "I’m gonna be famous, and you’re gonna be my sidekick."
Screaming at a vending machine because it didn’t give you Skittles.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A time when your brain goes on strike and you say or do something so stupid, you want to hide under a table and never come out again.
Saying, "I didn’t get a bad grade, I just took a nap."
Calling your teacher 'Sir' in a science class.
Texting your crush: "You’re the reason I failed life."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When you go completely bananas and say or do something so dumb, it makes you wonder if you’ve been eating too many tacos and not enough brain cells.
Yelling at your math test like it’s your enemy.
Texting your mom: "You’re the reason I failed life."
Calling your teacher 'Mr. Math' during a history class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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