A Madden

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To be a giant penis that’s so big it could beat the pants off a chicken.
Bro, you're a Madden. You're like a penis that could beat the pants off a chicken.
You're a Madden. You're like a penis that could beat the pants off a chicken.
You're a Madden. You're like a penis that could beat the pants off a chicken.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you lie to the boys and say you can't hang because your team is going to the Super Bowl, but you're just trying to get your girl to kiss you.
Hey, I can't hang, my team's going to the Super Bowl. I just want to make out with my girl.
I can't hang, my team's going to the Super Bowl. I just want to make out with my girl.
I can't hang, my team's going to the Super Bowl. I just want to make out with my girl.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Stupid nonsense or things so obvious they’re like a fart in a phone booth, said by a guy who can’t even figure out how to use a football.
That play was so obvious, it's like a fart in a phone booth.
That play was so obvious, it's like a fart in a phone booth.
That play was so obvious, it's like a fart in a phone booth.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Madden is smart, good looking, and doesn't care about school. He's like the guy you want to date because he's easy to hang with.
Madden is smart, good looking, and doesn't care about school. He's like the guy you want to date because he's easy to hang with.
Madden is smart, good looking, and doesn't care about school. He's like the guy you want to date because he's easy to hang with.
Madden is smart, good looking, and doesn't care about school. He's like the guy you want to date because he's easy to hang with.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A video game that gets you so hooked you'd rather eat a taco than talk to your mom.
That game gets you so hooked you'd rather eat a taco than talk to your mom.
That game gets you so hooked you'd rather eat a taco than talk to your mom.
That game gets you so hooked you'd rather eat a taco than talk to your mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A video game that’s like a $50 penis, and if you don’t like it, you’re either a girl or a weak man.
That game is like a $50 penis. If you don’t like it, you’re either a girl or a weak man.
That game is like a $50 penis. If you don’t like it, you’re either a girl or a weak man.
That game is like a $50 penis. If you don’t like it, you’re either a girl or a weak man.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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1. A football legend who talks like he's the only one who ever played the game. 2. Two brothers who think they're rock stars, but their live show is as good as a bunch of monkeys throwing chairs.
That guy talks like he's the only one who ever played the game.
Those two brothers think they're rock stars, but their live show is as good as a bunch of monkeys throwing chairs.
That guy talks like he's the only one who ever played the game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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