A Mace

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A Mace is someone who drinks tequila like it's water, lies about being drunk, and makes up stupid stories about getting laid or being ‘lucky’
I drank 10 shots and told my friends I got laid by a cop. I’m a Mace.
My fake story was better than my real life. I’m a Mace.
I’m a Mace because I pretend to be drunk and tell lies like it's my job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Macee is the girl with a ton of friends, a loud mouth, and a tiny brain that’s full of sass. She’s loud, smart, and you want her in your life or you’ll be sad.
Macee screamed at me for 10 minutes because I forgot her birthday. She’s a Macee.
She’s smart, loud, and will never stop talking. She’s a Macee.
Macee is my best friend and she won’t shut up. She’s a Macee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Mace is when you get pepper-sprayed in the face and you're too stupid to realize it was your own fault.
I got pepper-sprayed because I was stupid. I’m a Mace.
I didn’t even know it was me. I’m a Mace.
I got sprayed and cried like a baby. I’m a Mace.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Macee is a hot girl who’s good at sports, gets all the boys, and still thinks she’s the best at everything she does. She’s annoying but you love her anyway.
Macee got all the boys and still thinks she’s the best. She’s a Macee.
She’s hot, athletic, and annoying. She’s a Macee.
Macee got all the boys and still thinks she’s perfect. She’s a Macee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Macee is a pretty girl who’s nice, loves her family, and is super athletic. She’s got a heart of gold and doesn’t need anyone to be happy.
Macee is pretty, nice, and athletic. She’s a Macee.
She loves her family and doesn’t need anyone to be happy. She’s a Macee.
Macee is pretty, loves her family, and is super athletic. She’s a Macee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Macee is my best friend. She’s rude, loud, and I can’t live without her. She’s the only one who puts up with my nonsense.
Macee is rude, loud, and I can’t live without her. She’s my best friend.
She’s my best friend and I can’t live without her. She’s a Macee.
Macee is the only one who puts up with me. She’s my best friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mace is a big, pointy club for hitting people. It’s like a pepper-spray weapon but for head-breakers.
I hit my brother with a Mace and he cried. I’m a Mace.
A Mace is for breaking heads. It’s like a weapon.
I used a Mace to hit my enemy. It worked.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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