a đù má

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A đù má is when you yell at the universe because your day just turned into a nightmare.

A đù má! My dog ate my homework and my mom is yelling at me.

A đù má! I spilled my coffee on my boss’s new suit.

A đù má! My phone died and I lost my favorite game.

A đù má is like throwing a tantrum in public but with more swearing and less glitter.

A đù má! My flight was delayed and now I’m stuck in the airport.

A đù má! My friend forgot my birthday and I had to eat cake alone.

A đù má! My pizza came cold and I had to stare at it for 10 minutes.

A đù má is when you wish your problems would just vanish like a bad haircut.

A đù má! My math test was harder than my brother’s haircut.

A đù má! I forgot my lunch and now I’m eating cardboard.

A đù má! My pet goldfish died and I don’t know why.