a lurkers ability

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A lurker's ability is when you sit in silence like a fat kid at a buffet, watching everything happen but never saying a word. You're just there to make everyone else look stupid.
I’ve been in this server for a year and still haven’t said anything. I’m basically a ghost with a side of drama.
Watched the whole fight and just texted ‘lol’ when it was over. Classic me.
Saw the biggest argument of the year and just sent a thumbs-up. I’m a legend.
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A lurker’s ability is when you're in a group chat but act like you're not there. You're like the invisible man, but with more judgment and less coolness.
In the group chat for three weeks and still don’t know my name. I’m basically a ghost with a side of judgment.
Texted ‘I know what you did’ when no one asked. I’m a menace.
Said ‘I was here’ when the server was empty. I’m a legend.
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A lurker’s ability is when you're in a server but you're not really in it. You're like the ghost of a dead server, watching from the shadows, waiting for someone to make a mistake.
Watched every argument and said nothing. I'm like the ghost of a dead server.
Was in the server for a month and only said one word. I'm the silent killer.
Said ‘I know you’ when no one knew who I was. I’m a menace.
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