a Lungelo

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A Lungelo has a heart the size of a basketball and would run over a flamingo just to make their lover happy. They also know how to make a sexual partner feel like a god.
I'd do anything for my girl. Even if she told me to eat a shoe.
My boyfriend would fight a dragon for me. And he'd probably win.
She gave me a massage so good, I felt like I was in heaven.
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A Lungelo is like a shriveled nutsack that was left out in the rain. People use it to insult someone who acts like a wild, crazy, useless woman.
That Lungelo would fight a bear with a spoon.
She's so reckless, she tried to juggle grenades.
He called her a Lungelo because she ran out of the room screaming.
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A Lungelo is a girl who acts like a dog. She'll bark at you, roll in the mud, and then expect you to clean her up.
She barked at me for no reason. Then she sat on my face.
That Lungelo rolled in the dirt and then tried to kiss me.
He called me a dog and said I was a Lungelo. I bit him.
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