A lumpy Jack

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A man who’s getting his butt fucked smacks his junk up the other guy’s butt like a farty donkey.
My cousin’s a lumpy jack. He’s got a face like a confused potato.
At the bar, he yelled, 'I'm not done yet, I'm a lumpy jack!'
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m a lumpy jack!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy gives another guy the business up his butt and jabs his junk like a meaty spear.
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m a lumpy jack!'
He was so loud, the whole block heard him being a lumpy jack.
He said, 'You’re not my first lumpy jack, but you’ll be my last!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who stuffs his junk into someone else’s butt like a messy sandwich.
He said, 'I’m just a messy sandwich in a butt.'
He told his friend, 'You’re not my first messy sandwich.'
He yelled, 'I’m a lumpy jack and I’m not sorry!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy shoves his junk into someone else’s butt like he’s trying to poop backwards.
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m pooping backwards!'
He yelled, 'I’m a lumpy jack and I’m not a farty donkey!'
He told his friend, 'You’re not my first backward poop!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who jams his junk up another man’s butt like he’s trying to make a butt salad.
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m making a butt salad!'
He told his friend, 'You’re not my first butt salad!'
He yelled, 'I’m a lumpy jack and I’m not a farty donkey!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy shoves his junk up someone else’s butt like he’s trying to beat a donkey.
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m beating a donkey!'
He told his friend, 'You’re not my first donkey beat!'
He yelled, 'I’m a lumpy jack and I’m not a farty donkey!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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