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when you act like a brain-dead donkey and make a mess of everything

I tried to cook breakfast and now the kitchen looks like a war zone.

I texted my crush 'u hot' and they replied with a picture of a cat wearing a hat.

I tried to fix my bike and now it's broken and I'm crying.

when you do something so dumb it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire

I tried to impress my friends by doing a backflip and landed on my face.

I ate three whole pizzas and now I feel like a balloon animal.

I yelled at my dog for no reason and now he’s ignoring me.

when you make a mistake so bad it’s like your brain left the building

I tried to text my mom ‘I love you’ but I typed ‘I hate you’ instead.

I tried to look cool by wearing socks with sandals and it didn’t work.

I tried to be funny and said ‘I’m a genius’ and now everyone laughs at me.

when you do something so idiotic it’s like your brain got hit by a truck

I tried to be a hero and jumped into a pool full of frogs.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken kazoo.

I tried to flirt with my teacher and he gave me a detention.

when you do something so dumb it makes your brain want to quit

I tried to be cool and wore a hat inside and now I look like a clown.

I tried to beat my friend at a video game and lost badly.

I tried to be funny and told a joke that no one understood.

when you make a mistake so bad it’s like your brain is on strike

I tried to impress my friends by doing a magic trick and it went wrong.

I tried to look cool by wearing my pajamas to school and got laughed at.

I tried to be smart and said ‘I know everything’ and now I’m stuck with that lie.