A Loves T

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A joke about airport security agents touching people like they're trying to steal their junk. It's called 'A Loves T' because they love tits and ass so much they probably get a raise for it.
Security guy patted my ass and said, 'I love you, T.'
My cousin got frisked so hard she screamed, 'A Loves T? I hate T!'
The TSA guy looked at my pants and said, 'A loves T, and I can see why.'
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Addison is so obsessed with Tristan, it's like they're married and he's her second job. It's not just love, it's science, baby.
Addison texted Tristan at 3 a. m. and said, 'I love you more than I love my mom.'
At school, Addison cried because Tristan didn't text her back.
Tristan got a 'A Loves T' tattoo and now he's got a second job at the tattoo shop.
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