A louie

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A louie is a human-shaped blob that stands around like a statue, breathing like a fish, and pretending they’re not the reason the ceiling is broken. They bark orders at people who actually know what they’re doing and get distracted by the smell of a fart.
Louie: 'Why are you still working? I told you to take a break!' (He was still staring at the ceiling.)
Louie: 'I can’t focus! The wind just changed!' (He was distracted by a leaf.)
Louie: 'I’m not useless! I’m just… slightly broken.' (He fell over.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A louie is a guy who thinks he’s a rock star, but he just screams into a kazoo and calls it a punk song. The only thing louder than his voice is the amount of times he says 'I’m the king!'
Louie: 'I’m the king! You’re all just peasants!' (He was wearing a sock hat.)
Louie: 'I made the first punk song! It was a kazoo!' (He was still screaming.)
Louie: 'I’m not loud! I’m just… very intense!' (He was yelling at a spider.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A louie is a guy who can drink a whole keg and still stand up. He’s also the guy who thinks that making fun of people’s hair is the same as being funny. He’s basically a superhero, but he’s also a drama queen.
Louie: 'I drank a keg! I’m a god!' (He was still standing.)
Louie: 'Your hair is a disaster! I’m just helping it out!' (He was using a comb as a sword.)
Louie: 'I’m a superhero! I also cried when my mom left!' (He was still wearing a cape.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A louie is a guy who’s hilarious, weird, and has a brain full of glitter. He can be a snob one minute and a total baby the next. But he’s also the best friend you could ever ask for.
Louie: 'I’m not weird! I’m just… extra!' (He was wearing a hat made of socks.)
Louie: 'I’m a snob! You’re just a peasant!' (He was still wearing the sock hat.)
Louie: 'I’m the best friend! I also cried when my mom left!' (He was still wearing the sock hat.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A louie is a guy who makes stuff and posts it on a website called Tumblr, which is basically a place where people pretend they’re famous.
Louie: 'I made this thing! It’s art!' (It was a sock.)
Louie: 'I posted it on Tumblr! Now I’m famous!' (He was wearing a sock hat.)
Louie: 'I’m not famous! I’m just… slightly known!' (He was still wearing the sock hat.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A louie is someone who looks busy when a boss is watching, but the second the boss leaves, they’re back to eating chips and watching cat videos.
Louie: 'I’m working! I’m not eating chips!' (He was still eating chips.)
Louie: 'I’m not watching cat videos! I’m just… slightly distracted!' (He was watching a cat video.)
Louie: 'I’m not lazy! I’m just… slightly tired!' (He was eating chips.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A louie is a guy with muscles like a superhero and a heart like a romantic. He’s the kind of guy who’ll open your door, but he’ll also wrestle you in the hallway.
Louie: 'I’m a superhero! I also wrestled a bear!' (He was still wearing a cape.)
Louie: 'I’m not a romantic! I’m just… slightly dramatic!' (He was still wearing the sock hat.)
Louie: 'I’m a guy who makes you laugh! I also cried when my mom left!' (He was still wearing the sock hat.)
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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