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A bunch of 'why?' answers when you keep losing at scratch-off tickets like a sad, broke fool.
Why did I buy this one? Why? Why did I buy 10 of them? Why? Why am I still scratching them? Why?!
I spent $20 on scratch-offs and got $1 back. Why? Why? Why?!
I just scratched off a ticket and it said 'try again.' Why? Why? Why? Why?!
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When you're so desperate you ask 'why?' like it's a prayer to the god of scratch-off tickets.
I just lost $10 to a scratch-off. Why? Why? Why? Why?!
I bought a scratch-off and it said 'you lose.' Why? Why? Why?!
I'm scratching off tickets like it's my job. Why? Why? Why?!
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A constant 'why?' battle between you and the scratch-off ticket gods.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?!
I bought a ticket and it said 'try again.' Why? Why? Why?!
Why? Why? Why? I just spent $20 on scratch-offs and got $1 back. Why? Why?!
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