Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who drank so much they’re basically a puddle of shame and bad decisions.

My cousin ate a whole pizza and drank 12 beers. He now thinks he’s a superhero.

She tried to dance the night away and ended up falling into a bush.

He texted his ex and said, ‘I miss you, but I also miss my dignity.’

2

Someone who drank so much they’re like a broken robot with no filter.

He yelled at the bar because the chips were too salty.

She tried to flirt with the bartender and ended up crying.

He texted his mom and said, ‘I’m not coming home. I’m turning into a donkey.’

3

A human who drank until they could barely stand and made bad life choices.

He tried to propose to his sister and got rejected by a sandwich.

She texted her boss and said, ‘I’m not coming in. I’m now a ghost.’

He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat being tortured.

4

A person who drank so much they’re like a wet sock that won’t stop talking.

He tried to give a speech and just said, ‘I like tacos.’

She tried to balance on a chair and fell into a pool.

He texted his friend and said, ‘I’m now a wizard. Prove me wrong.’

5

A human who drank until they were basically a walking mess and made everyone sad.

He tried to eat a whole cake and cried because it was too sweet.

She tried to do a cartwheel and ended up in a chair.

He called his mom and said, ‘I’m not a kid anymore. I’m a legend.’

6

A person who drank so much they’re like a broken toaster with no sense of time.

He tried to count to 10 and said, ‘I’m now 20.’

She tried to tell a joke and it was just a string of random words.

He texted his dad and said, ‘I’m now a dragon. Feed me pizza.’