A Loser at Life

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A guy in his 20s who still lives with his mom like she’s his personal ATM, gets money from his girlfriend just for pretending to be in a band, and thinks getting a tattoo of Sonic the Hedgehog is a life goal.
My mom sends me money every week just to keep me from burning down the house again.
My girlfriend gave me cash for a 'date' and I spent it on a pizza and a Minecraft skin.
My dad thinks I’m a ‘college student’ because I go to class once a month.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who checks your message the second you hit send, like they're trying to steal your thoughts before they even form.
You send ‘Hey’ and they reply ‘What’s up’ before you even finish typing.
You’re about to fall asleep and they text you back instantly like they were waiting for you.
You send ‘I love you’ and they reply ‘I know’ before you even breathe.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A human who can’t even do one thing right, like a broken toaster that burns every piece of bread it touches.
He failed algebra, his band sucked, and he still thinks he’s the next big thing.
He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
He got a tattoo of a video game character and still doesn’t know how to play the game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A secret society of people who give advice to other losers, like a bunch of broken toys trying to fix each other.
They told me to ‘chill’ and now I’m stuck in my mom’s basement.
They gave me a ‘guide to living’ that’s just a bunch of bad advice and a coupon for pizza.
They said ‘losing isn’t everything’ and now I’m eating pizza for dinner again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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