A Lord Voldermort

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To hit someone so hard their face looks like it was smashed by a brick wall and a curse all at once.
My cousin got a face like a broken toaster after I did this to him.
I did this to my teacher after she failed me on purpose.
My friend’s nose looked like it had a front-row seat to a car crash.
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When you give someone such a massive punch that their nose takes a vacation and never comes back.
I did this to my neighbor after he yelled at my dog.
My brother did this to me during a video game fight.
My mom did this to my dad when he forgot her birthday.
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To slam someone’s face so hard their nose looks like it got run over by a truck and a wizard’s spell.
I did this to my brother after he ate my last slice of pizza.
My friend did this to me during a screaming match.
My dad did this to me when I told him I was moving out.
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When you punch someone so hard that their nose disappears and their face looks like it was cursed by a demon.
I did this to my teacher after she gave me a pop quiz.
My cousin did this to me when I broke his favorite video game.
My friend did this to me during a lunchtime fight.
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To hit someone so hard their face looks like it was run over by a bus and then shot by a wizard.
I did this to my friend after he stole my phone.
My brother did this to me when I told him I was getting a new phone.
My teacher did this to me after I talked during her lecture.
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When you punch someone so hard that their nose goes on a permanent vacation and their face looks like it was cursed by a demon.
I did this to my friend after he broke my favorite chair.
My neighbor did this to me when I parked my car in his driveway.
My mom did this to me when I told her I was getting a tattoo.
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