a loose hamster always coughs twice

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a cursed hamster who spits out crumbs and insults you before it dies

My hamster just coughed twice and called me a fat loser.

That hamster coughed twice and said I had the worst breath ever.

The hamster coughed twice and told me my pants were on fire.

when a hamster is so lazy it can't even breathe right without being rude

The hamster coughed twice and said I was a disappointment.

My hamster coughed twice and asked for a snack.

That hamster coughed twice and said I was too loud.

a hamster that’s too tired to be polite, so it just coughs and yells at you

My hamster coughed twice and screamed at me.

That hamster just coughed twice and said I was a disaster.

The hamster coughed twice and told me to shut up.