a long one

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A super long penis that can hit harder than a brick wall. It’s like a weapon and a lover all in one.

'You call that a long one? I’ve seen men cry after one of these!'

'He took a long one to the gut and still walked out laughing.'

'She said it was a long one, but I think she was just lying to make me jealous.'

When your cock is so big it looks like it’s about to explode. It’s the kind of hard-on that makes people run.

'He had a bigger than usual erection and the whole bar moved out of the way.'

'She couldn’t even see the top of his head, it was a bigger than usual erection.'

'He said it was just a bigger than usual erection, but I think he was just being modest.'

A thousand pounds in your pocket, but only if you’re rich and lucky. Otherwise, it’s just a fancy way of saying you’re broke.

'He said he had a long one, but I think he just borrowed the money.'

'A thousand pounds is a long one, if you can afford it.'

'She said she had a long one, but I saw her eating ramen.'

Something so long it could probably do the job of ten people. It’s the kind of thing that gets things done, or gets things broken.

'He had a long one that could probably finish the whole project by himself.'

'That long one was so long it stretched across the room.'

'She had a long one and it got the job done, and then some.'

A Jew, and not just any Jew. It’s a long one, like they’ve been waiting for this all their lives.

'He said he was a long one and then proceeded to tell me the entire history of Judaism.'

'That long one walked in and the whole room got quiet.'

'She said she was a long one, I think she meant it as a compliment.'

The bridge to the Picard Song, but only if you know what that means. Otherwise, it’s just a weird bridge.

'He said he was going to the bridge to the Picard Song, I had no idea what he was talking about.'

'That long one was the bridge to the Picard Song, or so he claimed.'

'She took the bridge to the Picard Song and never came back.'

When the long ones are so long they could probably beat the short ones in a race, and then go for seconds.

'He had the long ones and the short ones looked like they had no chance.'

'The long ones were so long they made the short ones feel bad.'

'She had the long ones and the short ones just stood there and watched.'