Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A long day is like your ass got stuck in a blender and it won't stop.

Man I had a long day today my brain is like a fried egg

My long day was so bad I cried in the microwave

I had a long day and my dog ran away with my lunch

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A long day is when the universe throws you a punch and says goodbye.

Today was a long day I got yelled at by my mom and my dog

I had a long day and my phone died in the middle of a text

My long day started with a spilled coffee and ended with a broken chair

3

A long day is when life gives you a bad vibe and you just want to die.

Today was a long day I got fired and my dog pooped on my shoes

I had a long day and my boss was a nightmare

My long day was so bad I ate my feelings for dinner

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A long day is when you’re so sleep-deprived you think your brain is made of Jell-O.

Today was a long day I barely slept and I cried in the fridge

I had a long day and my brain was like a scrambled egg

My long day ended with me eating cereal for dinner and crying

5

A long day is like your day is so bad it’s got a life of its own and it hates you.

Today was a long day my day had a life of its own and it was mean

I had a long day and my brain was trying to quit

My long day was so bad I thought I was going to die in the middle of the day

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A long day is when you spend the whole day with the boys and it turns into a hot tub disaster.

Today was a long day I hung out with the boys and then we fell into the hot tub

I had a long day and the hot tub was full of beer

My long day ended with me yelling at the hot tub and my friend crying

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A long day is when November 25th hits and your nose is so long it could be a bridge.

Today was a long day it was national long nose day and mine was 10 feet long

I had a long day and my nose was longer than my mom’s stories

My long day was on national long nose day and I cried in the mirror