Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A lolo is someone who gets totally lost in the dumbest ways possible.

My cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole house is offline. Classic lolo.

She said she was going to the store and came back with a fridge.

He thought his dog was a robot and tried to charge it with a phone.

2

A lolo is a car so low it thinks it's already underground.

That car is so low it's like it's trying to sneak into the sewers.

He drives around with his car so low it looks like it's about to eat the road.

The car was so low the cop thought it was a parking meter.

3

A lolo is a Hawaiian word that means you're so dumb you could be a rock.

My brother called me a lolo because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

She said I was a lolo for thinking the sky was a ceiling.

He said I was a lolo for believing clouds were made of cotton candy.

4

A lolo is what French people call a pair of bouncy meatballs.

She said I had lolo for breakfast and I was still hungry.

He called her a lolo and she threw a taco at him.

My mom said I was a lolo for eating three slices of bread like they were cake.

5

A lolo is a Hawaiian word that means you're so nuts you could be a monkey.

He called me a lolo for thinking the moon was a cheeseburger.

She was a lolo for trying to talk to the TV.

My dog was a lolo for barking at a shadow.

6

A lolo is a Filipino word that means your grandpa is so silly he could be a clown.

My grandpa is a lolo because he tried to dance with a chair.

She called her grandpa a lolo for thinking the sun was a spotlight.

He said his grandpa was a lolo for wearing a hat made of socks.

7

A lolo is a cute girl who thinks she's the worst and acts like she's made of drama.

She said she was a lolo because she spilled her juice and cried.

He called her a lolo for failing a math test and thinking she was never going to get a job.

She was a lolo for getting a B on her report card and thinking she was doomed.