Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A log is like 10 big bundles of heroin in Wilmington, Delaware. Sometimes it’s 14 bags a bundle, sometimes 15. Each bag costs five bucks. You’re spending like a madman.

I just got a log from my guy in Delawack. I feel rich.

10 bundles? That’s like a million bucks. I’m broke.

15 bags a bundle? That’s a log of madness.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A log is when someone hates your guts so much they want you dead. It’s not just hate, it’s like a murder plan in your head.

He called me a log after I stole his last pizza.

She said I was a log because I wouldn’t shut up about my cat.

I’m a log because he took my spot on the bus.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A log is the biggest, hardest, most painful poop ever. It’s like your butt is on fire and your colon is crying.

I had a log so big I couldn’t get off the toilet.

That log was like a brick. I still feel it.

I had a log for three days. I lost my mind.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A log is when you do a huge poop and then pee on it to cut it in half. It’s a tradition, like from your dad or granddad.

My dad taught me how to log like a pro.

I did a log and my mom saw it. She was mad.

I peed on my log and it flushed. I was a legend.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A log is a guy’s junk. It’s also a toy that kids love to throw. It’s like a giant meaty thing.

My friend’s log is bigger than mine.

I got a log from Blammo! It was awesome.

My little brother plays with my log all day.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A log is when a guy takes a big dump and then urinates on it to make it smaller. It’s like he’s trying to win a bet.

He did a log and flushed it like a pro.

I saw him log and he looked like a king.

He logged and then bragged about it for a week.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A log is when you slap some guy’s junk so hard it feels like a horse bit you. It’s like a slap that goes straight to your bones.

He logged me and I still feel it.

I log him and he cried like a baby.

I did a log and my hand was sore for a week.

by Slangipedia 6d ago