A local cat

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A lazy cat who thinks it's royalty and will scream at you if you touch its food

This cat thinks it's the king of the castle. I tried to feed it and it hissed like a banshee.

My neighbor's cat sat on my laptop and didn't move. I think it's mocking me.

The cat refused to come out of the trash can. I had to use a broom to get it.

A chunky cat who thinks it's a god and will let you live if you bring it treats

This cat is a god. It eats my cereal every morning and doesn't say thank you.

I tried to leave the house and the cat followed me. It's like it's stalking me.

I gave it a treat and it looked at me like I just saved its life.

A flabby cat who thinks it's a legend and can't handle being touched

This cat is a legend. It has a flabby body and a face like it's been through hell.

I tried to pet it and it ran away like I was trying to kill it.

It's so flabby, I think it can roll into a ball and disappear.