a load that should have been swallowed

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a human-shaped piece of garbage who probably got tossed out of a womb instead of born. They’re the reason why the word ‘disgusting’ was invented.

My cousin got kicked out of the womb and now he eats cereal for dinner.

That kid failed math and also the art of being annoying.

He cried when the ice cream truck left.

the kind of person who turns good days into bad ones just because they’re too lazy to be happy.

She failed her first day of school and blamed the pencil.

He ruined his first kiss by sneezing.

He got fired on his first day and said it was the company’s fault.