Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Means you're being straight up, no fake stuff or lying

You said you'd never eat pizza again, but you just ate three slices. That's not a Lloyd moment.

When your friend says 'I'm fine' and then cries in the bathroom. Not a Lloyd moment.

When you finally say 'I give up' and it's 3 AM. That's a Lloyd moment.

2

The guy who gets everything. He's hot, he's cool, and he's got the whole world wrapped around his finger

When your friend's ex calls him and he just says 'I'm busy, I'm with my girl' and hangs up.

When he shows up to the party in a suit and everyone else is in pajamas.

When he texts you at 2 AM and says 'I can't sleep without you.'

3

A guy who's got the heart of a lion and the brain of a genius. He's got a big mouth too

He told the teacher he didn't do his homework, then handed her a 100% test.

He got into a fight with a chicken at the grocery store.

He texted his crush 'I love you, your mom's cool, and your dad's kinda okay.'

4

A guy with a monster-sized tool and he's got the looks to match

He walks into the room and everyone else forgets they're alive.

He told his crush he had a 'six-pack' and she believed him.

He tried to fit both hands in his pants and failed.

5

A guy who's got a wild side and knows how to make love last

He spent 10 minutes just looking at his girlfriend before they even kissed.

He told his crush he could 'make her scream' and he did.

He woke up his crush at 3 AM with a love letter and a lollipop.

6

A guy who's got the body of a god and the backside to match

He sat on a chair and it broke because he was too big.

He wore a pair of pants and they fell off.

He did a dance and the whole school followed him.

7

The guy who's got the whole world loving him. He's got the looks, the charm, and the talent

He was the star of the school play and everyone else was just there to watch him.

He made the teacher cry with a joke.

He got a perfect score on the test and then cried because he was so happy.