a little shit

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1
a tiny, annoying little twerp who drives you nuts but somehow still makes you want to pinch their cheeks
My cousin is a little shit. He eats my cereal and calls me a weakling.
My dog is a little shit. He peed on my mom’s shoes again.
My little brother is a little shit. He won’t stop screaming during my video game time.
2
a lying, mouthy, smelly sack of laziness who thinks they’re the main character of their own sad story
Joshua from the K family is a little shit. He lied about stealing my lunch money.
Joshua K is a little shit. He told my teacher I cheated on a test.
Joshua K is a little shit. He called me a ‘slut’ in front of everyone.
3
a human-shaped blob with a name that sounds like a sad Sunday morning and a last name that starts with a K
Joshua K is a little shit. He’s named after his grandfather’s loser brother.
Joshua K is a little shit. His last name starts with a K and that’s a crime.
Joshua K is a little shit. He’s the reason I don’t like K names anymore.
4
a person who is loud, dumb, and always in your business but you still like them for some weird reason
My best friend is a little shit. He yells at me during my math test.
My little sister is a little shit. She tells everyone my secrets.
My neighbor is a little shit. He plays his music too loud at 2 AM.
5
a person who thinks they’re cool but they’re just a loud, dumb, attention-hungry mess
My classmate is a little shit. He did the exact opposite of what I told him to do.
My little brother is a little shit. He screamed during my movie time.
My friend is a little shit. He cried when I beat him at video games.
6
something my grandma calls people who are annoying but still kind of cute in a weird way
My grandma called my cousin a little shit because he stole her cookies.
My grandma called my brother a little shit because he cried during his math test.
My grandma called my friend a little shit because he said my dog was a ‘slut’.
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a word you say to babies, cats, and people who ride bikes, but it can also be used to roast someone like a bad dinner
I called my baby sister a little shit because she peed on my shirt.
I called my cat a little shit because it knocked my cereal on the floor.
I called my bike a little shit because it broke on my way to school.
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