A little sauce on the side

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You didn’t need to be that dramatic. I just added a little sauce on the side and now you’re screaming at me like I burned your dog.
I just drizzled some extra cheese on my pizza and now you’re mad at me.
You said you wanted a little sauce. Now you’re talking to me like I stole your lunch money.
I gave you a side of garlic butter and now you’re threatening me with a fork.
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You didn’t ask for extra. You just wanted a little sauce on the side. Now you’re acting like I gave you a whole damn buffet.
I added one more dip to your chip plate. Now you’re talking to me like I ruined your day.
You said you wanted a little sauce. Now you’re mad because I gave you more than you wanted.
I put a second sauce on your burger and now you’re giving me the evil eye.
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You wanted a little sauce on the side. Now you’re yelling at me like I gave you a full meal and a free dessert.
You asked for a little sauce. Now you’re mad because I gave you more than you needed.
I added some extra spice to your dish. Now you’re giving me the stink eye like I ruined your life.
You said you wanted a little sauce. Now you’re acting like I just took your last chocolate.
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