A Little Rareware

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Something so cool it makes your brain short-circuit and your pants shrink.
This game is so rare it’s like finding a golden toilet in the middle of a desert.
I saw this shirt and immediately wanted to marry it.
That snack is so rare I might have to rob a store to get it.
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A thing so rare and awesome it should have its own religion and a personal trainer.
This album is so rare I think it’s been blessed by aliens.
That shoe is so rare I might need to start a cult around it.
This snack is so rare I might have to wrestle a bear for it.
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When something is so cool it makes you want to scream, cry, and eat a whole pizza.
This watch is so rare it’s like a time-traveling pizza party.
That hat is so rare I might have to break into a museum to get it.
This snack is so rare I might have to eat it in silence.
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A thing so rare it should be in a museum, but also on your face.
This music is so rare it’s like a magical beard growing out of my head.
That shirt is so rare I might have to wear it to a funeral.
This snack is so rare I might have to eat it while dancing.
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Something so rare it should have its own trophy, a personal enemy, and a bedtime story.
This game is so rare it’s like winning the lottery and getting a pet dragon.
That shoe is so rare I might need a lawyer to get it.
This snack is so rare I might have to eat it in front of a judge.
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