a little pâté in his sashay

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He’s so high on meth he thinks he’s a flamingo and his sashay is a dance-off to the entire mall.
He walked into the Dollar Tree and started singing show tunes to the clerk.
He tried to flirt with three different guys in the same aisle.
He did a full pirouette in the middle of the parking lot.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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He’s like a kid who just got a million dollars and a glitter bomb…all at once.
He threw confetti at a gas station employee.
He did a backflip into the grocery cart.
He tried to propose to the bakery guy.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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He’s so wasted he thinks the pizza delivery guy is his long-lost love.
He started crying when the delivery guy left.
He tried to kiss the pizza box.
He asked the delivery guy to move in with him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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