A little off balance

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you’re so messed up you think you’re fine but you’re really just a walking disaster

I woke up with a hangover and a headache. I’m a little off balance.

My dog ate my homework. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to text my crush and sent a photo of my breakfast. I’m a little off balance.

you’re not quite broken but you’re definitely not working properly

I ate three tacos and ran a mile. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to explain my life to my mom. I’m a little off balance.

I lost my phone and my keys. I’m a little off balance.

you’re like a wobbly stool you’re trying to stay upright but you’re just barely holding on

I stayed up until 3 AM watching cat videos. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to do my math homework while eating pizza. I’m a little off balance.

I had a fight with my best friend. I’m a little off balance.

you’re not dead yet but you might as well be

I drank a whole bottle of soda and cried. I’m a little off balance.

I failed my test and my dog barked at me. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to do my hair and my socks were on backwards. I’m a little off balance.

you’re like a broken escalator you’re moving but you’re not going anywhere

I tried to text my crush and sent my mom a message. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to cook breakfast and set my kitchen on fire. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to do my homework and watched a whole movie. I’m a little off balance.

you’re not dead yet but you’re definitely not feeling good

I woke up with a headache and a stomachache. I’m a little off balance.

I drank too much coffee and now I’m hyper. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to do my math homework and got a question wrong. I’m a little off balance.