a little martha

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A tiny version of Martha Stewart, like she got run over by a shopping cart and now she’s just a sad little mess in a sweater.

I saw a little Martha in the grocery store, crying over a broken egg.

My aunt turned into a little Martha after she lost her cookie recipe.

That kid in class is a little Martha, always trying to make a perfect sandwich.

A mini Martha who still thinks she’s in charge, even though she can’t even boil water without burning her eyebrows.

My mom is a little Martha, she tried to make a soufflé and it exploded.

That guy at the bakery is a little Martha, he’s got a chart for every cookie.

My dog is a little Martha, she’s obsessed with the toaster.

A small Martha who’s still trying to be fancy, but all she does is drop things and yell at the dishwasher.

I saw a little Martha yelling at a toaster like it owed her money.

My cousin is a little Martha, she dropped her casserole and cried.

That guy in the grocery store is a little Martha, he’s arguing with the produce section.

A tiny Martha who still thinks she’s the boss, but she’s just a mess in a pillbox hat.

That lady in the kitchen is a little Martha, she’s got a hat and a temper.

My grandma is a little Martha, she yells at the microwave every day.

That kid in the bakery is a little Martha, he’s got a chart and a hat.

A mini Martha who still thinks she can run a whole house, but she can’t even find the coffee.

That lady in the kitchen is a little Martha, she can’t find the coffee.

My brother is a little Martha, he’s got a chart for his cereal.

That guy at the grocery store is a little Martha, he’s arguing with the bread aisle.

A small Martha who’s still trying to look fancy, but she’s just a mess with a spatula.

That lady in the kitchen is a little Martha, she dropped the pancake and cried.

My mom is a little Martha, she’s got a spatula and a temper.

That kid in the bakery is a little Martha, he’s got a chart and a spatula.