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A wimp who can’t stand his own weight and probably cries when he stubs his toe
He tried to dance but tripped over his own shadow.
He ran away from a squirrel like it was a bear.
He flinched when I dropped a textbook on his foot.
a little light on his feet
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A chicken who wears perfume and probably thinks he’s a prince
He wore glitter and called it ‘war paint’ for the battle of the cookies.
He ran from a dog because it looked at him funny.
He tried to flirt with the mailman and got rejected.
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A sniveling sissy who probably farts in the shower and hopes no one hears
He hid behind a couch when I yelled at him.
He cried when I threw a crumpled soda can at him.
He used his mom’s phone to call me a ‘bully’.