A little floor spice makes everything nice.

My cousin saw me eating a chip off the floor and said, 'You’re gonna get sick!'

My friend laughed at me when I ate pizza crust from the floor during the party.

My mom walked in and said, 'You’re eating dirt, not food!'

My dad dropped his soup and tried to eat it off the floor. I said, 'You're gonna die from that!'

My sister spilled her noodles and said, 'This is fine!' I said, 'No, this is gross!'

My friend dropped his ramen and said, 'I'm not eating that!' I said, 'You will!'